Three Bugs Walk Into a Bar

[A mosquito, a tick, and a midge are sitting in the hotel bar on the first evening of the annual Ipswich Pest Convention.] BARTENDER: What’ll ya have? MOSQUITO: Bloody Mary. TICK: Bloody Mary. MIDGE: Bloody Mary. [turning to the others, chewing her gum] So how was you gals’es year? MOSQUITO: [wiping her proboscis primly with … Continue reading Three Bugs Walk Into a Bar